Keeping Russia gay-free
We have the War on Terror, the War on Drugs, the War on Want. All noble causes of course. But in Russia they have found a way better war to fight. The War against Gays. Forget about the low value of the Ruble, corruption, a feeble civil society, alcoholism, smoking and a questionable political leadership. No the Kremlin is making sure the country stays clean of those dirty filthy dykes. We say, lets all put on our lederhosen with cut-out butt, dress up as the cast of the Village People and paint our faces purple. Stand up and show our support for gay rights everywhere. Are they afraid all men are going to turn into Kansas City Fagots? Budem zdorovy komrad!