The Big Famine Hoax
Oh UN this time you have gone too far. How can you surrender to the lobbyist of the aid organizations. Everyone knows they just make up disasters and famine to fill their own pockets. And all that out of their Christian believes. No they’re evil. There is no famine in Somalia. Grass has never been greener. If there are any problems the local Muslims will take care of it. The UN is a war machine. Stealing Muslims out of Somalia and taking them to training camps in Ethiopia and Kenya. Their strongest weapon of course is the World Food Program. How dare they bring unholy Christian food into their country. No the radical Islamic organization El-Shabaab will perform their own rain dance (of course while sacrificing blood of the infidels) and make this little problem go away. A famine. Ha, don’t make us laugh.